Sunday, 8 June 2014
Dialogue from the Days of Letraset
"I like it, but you forgot the subtitle."
"Oh, man. Sorry. I'm sure I can fit it in."
"Good… Oh, and sales thinks we should put in something about Rohmer being a major-general."
"And I came up with a great pitch driving in this morning: 'Patton vs Montgomery vs Bradley & Eisenhower'. What do you think?
"Well… um, it's a bit long? Can we drop Bradley?"
"No, he's gotta be there."
"How about ''Patton vs Montgomery vs Bradley & Ike'?"
"You know, Eisenhower's nickname?"
"I know! 'Monty' instead of 'Montgomery'."
"Now, you're sure there's room for that subtitle?"